U.S. - British English Translator

• Antenna - Plinky-plonky radio stick
• Aluminum - Aluminininium
• Apartment - Stacked living-box
• Asphalt - Cobblestone wibble-wabble
• Attourney - Wigged bell end
• Baby carriage - Wheely-deely baby cart
• Cellphone - Magic man-talker
• Cheap - 99p
• Check - William
• Counerclockwise - Black magic
• Crib - Baby cage
• Curse word - Cunty-wunty fuck bollocks
• Diapers - Shit-towels
• Drug store - University
• Elevator - Magic uppy down box
• Eraser - Anti-pencil block
• Faucet - Drippy-droppy twizzle wetter
• Flashlight - Flishy-flashy criminal exposer
• Inexpensive - 99p
• Laundromat - Cheapo rag sudding
• Lawyer - Rich bastard
• Line - Queueueueue
• Math - Witchcraft
• Movie theater - Magic picture house
• Pants - Two legged leggy-coverings
• 'Pardon me' - 'Fuck off'
• Railroad - Longy-liney steam extravagence
• Restroom - Kidderminster
• Shopping cart - Nom-noms cage
• Silverware - Stabby-prongy nom-nom helpers
• Sneakers - Villains
• Stroller - Rolly-poly baby car
• Subway - Imminant underground explosion.
• Sweater - Itchy-scratchy rash creator
• Trash can - Birmingham
• Truck - Susan Boyle's make-up artist
• Turtle neck - Dickhead cover
• Underpass - Stabby-drug tube
• Vacation - Hiding from the authorities
• Wrench - Tinkery-tighty bollock tinkerer

We live strange lives, here in Blighty.