Tuesday 22 May 2012

U.S. - British English Translator

  • Antenna - Plinky-plonky radio stick
  • Aluminum - Aluminininium
  • Apartment - Stacked living-box
  • Asphalt - Cobblestone wibble-wabble
  • Attourney - Wigged bell end
  • Baby carriage - Wheely-deely baby cart
  • Cellphone - Magic man-talker
  • Cheap - 99p
  • Check - William
  • Counerclockwise - Black magic
  • Crib - Baby cage
  • Curse word - Cunty-wunty fuck bollocks
  • Diapers - Shit-towels
  • Drug store - University
  • Elevator - Magic uppy down box
  • Eraser - Anti-pencil block
  • Faucet - Drippy-droppy twizzle wetter
  • Flashlight - Flishy-flashy criminal exposer
  • Inexpensive - 99p
  • Laundromat - Cheapo rag sudding
  • Lawyer - Rich bastard
  • Line - Queueueueue
  • Math - Witchcraft
  • Movie theater - Magic picture house
  • Pants - Two legged leggy-coverings
  • 'Pardon me' - 'Fuck off'
  • Railroad - Longy-liney steam extravagence
  • Restroom - Kidderminster
  • Shopping cart - Nom-noms cage
  • Silverware - Stabby-prongy nom-nom helpers
  • Sneakers - Villains
  • Stroller - Rolly-poly baby car
  • Subway - Imminant underground explosion.
  • Sweater - Itchy-scratchy rash creator
  • Trash can - Birmingham
  • Truck - Susan Boyle's make-up artist
  • Turtle neck - Dickhead cover
  • Underpass - Stabby-drug tube
  • Vacation - Hiding from the authorities
  • Wrench - Tinkery-tighty bollock tinkerer
We live strange lives, here in Blighty.